fstw:

I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

this aged well didnt it

hi tumblr

lowkey miss tumblr.. she dead now tho

neoloputyn:

affectionatesuggestion:

concept: we are laying in a hammock together, the summer breeze gently rocks us. my head is on your chest and i can hear your heartbeat and your breathing. the birds sing above and the sunlight warms us. i am in love with you.

neurodivergent-crow:

godlessondheimite:

charlotebronte:

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

I’m WHEEZING